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Overheard conversation between the Leprechauns that live in my basement
Walking by the basement door next to my office I overheard the Leprechaun brothers that rent my basement in deep conversation. When I listened this is what I overheard:
Gnillii: “What is a vatar?”
Berthold: “Vatar? Where did you hear that?”
Gnillii: “Someone said I should watch a vatar, they said it was really good. But I don’t know what a vatar is to watch one do its good things.”
Berthold: “Not a vatar, it is one word, avatar.”
Gnillii: “Ahhh…..avatar.”
Berthold: “Exactly, avatar. And there are several televisy things with that name.”
Fillii: “Okay then smarty pants, what’s an avatar?”
Boffin: “Isn’t that one of those Araby dancers with all the veils and stuff?”
Gnillii: “I don’t even know how to dance, let alone dance with vases in my hands.”
Boffin: “Not vases, veils, you know those floaty scarf things the Araby dancers flitter about when they’re busy sashaying and clicking their finger bells together,” pulls up his shirt and tucks it into his collar, baring his round hairy belly, “like th…
